26
May
25. you can fuck one historical figure. who and why?
- “i’d do ramses in the butt. but only if he was wearing that stupid hat. you know the one.” - colin
- “i bet helen of troy was probably really nothing special, but got blown way out proportion. like if she was sarah plain and tall or something. and had a snaggletooth.” - me
- “i’d pick joan of arc. she’s a powerful lady… i like that.” - jamie
- “i think i’d sodomize hitler. just to teach him a lesson.” - kristina
- “i’d have sex with brutus. and tell him ‘everything is going to be ok’!” - colin
- “what is with you sodomizing everyone, just to show them what’s what?” - elena
